Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

From a very early age, I've had to interrupt my education to go to school.

This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby.

Optimistic lies have such immense therapeutic value that a doctor who cannot tell them convincingly has mistaken his profession.

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.

As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.