Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

Affection between adults - if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children - and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural.

You will think less of the art, when you know the artist

Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor is Poverty; what is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.