If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

Violence is the repartee of the illiterate.

Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up.