Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place.

No doubt it is easy to demostrate that property will destroy society unless society destroys it.

What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.

Most of the money given by rich people in "charity" is made up of conscience money, "ransom," political bribery, and bids for titles.... One buys moral credit by signing a cheque, which is easier than turning a prayer wheel.

I do not want actors and actresses to understand my plays. That is not necessary. If they will only pronounce the correct sounds I can guarantee the results.

The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.

The man who has never made a mistake will never make anything else.