It seems as though every time you learn something new you have to give up something.

Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.

The person who is ignorant enough to believe that his nourishment depends on meat is in a horrible dilemma.

It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.

The more reasonable a student was in mathematics, the more unreasonable she was in the affairs of real life, concerning which fewtrustworthy postulates have yet been ascertained.

I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.