There is a terrible truthfulness about photography that sometimes makes a thing look ridiculous.

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

If you demand my authorities for this and that, I must reply that only those who have never hunted up the authorities as I have believe that there is any authority who is not contradicted flatly by some other authority.

Assasination on the scaffold is the worst form of assasination, because there it is invested with the approval of society.

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.