In the right key one can say anything. In the wrong key, nothing: the only delicate part is the establishment of the key.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

Imagination is the beginning of creation.

Any belief worth having must survive doubt

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.