Hell is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

You have learnt something. That always feels at first as if you had lost something.

All great Truth first starts as Blasphemy.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

For nearly twenty years I have been a published author... But I have never yet seen a book of mine offered for sale in a shop window.

Nobody can live in society without conventions. The reason why sensible people are as conventional as they can bear to be is that conventionality saves so much time and thought and trouble and social friction of one sort or another that it leaves them much more leisure time for freedom than unconventionality does.