Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

Man is the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

The problem with the press is that they can't tell the difference between a bicycle crash and the end of civilization.

The practical question, then, is what to do with the children. Tolerate them at home we will not. Let them run loose in the streets we dare not until our streets become safe places for children, which, to our utter shame, they are not at present, though they can hardly be worse than some homes and some schools.

We are all victims of the violence that animals suffer... their liberation is also our liberation.