Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.

Being hurt by someone you truly care about leaves a hole in you heart that only love can fill.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

Every profession is a conspiracy against the laity.

Every fool believes what his teachers tell him, and calls his credulity science or morality as confidently as his father called it divine revelation.

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste.

When you want to put something into your part that is not in the play, you must ask the author-or some other author-to lead up to the interpolation for you. Never forget that the effect of a line may depend not on its delivery, but on something said earlier in the play, either by somebody else or by yourself, and that if you change it, it may be necessary to change the whole first act as well.