The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.

The function of comedy is to dispelunconsciousness by turning the searchlight of the keenest moral and intellectual analysisright on to it.

Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws of nature!

Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.

It is not the number of years we have behind us, but the number we have before us, that makes us careful and responsible and determined to find out the truth about everything.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion.

Principles without programs are platitudes.