The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.

You can rave about Stravinsky without the slightest risk of being classified as a lunatic by the next generation .

The universal regard for money is the one hopeful fact in our civilization.

I have studied him - the wonderful man - and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ he must be called the saviour of humanity.