There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

Stop being Jews and start being human beings.

No use slaving for me and then saying you want to be cared for: who cares for a slave? If you come back, come back for the sake of good fellowship; for you’ll get nothing else.

What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.