I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum
George Bernard ShawI am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary
George Bernard ShawThe longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
George Bernard Shaw