Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

Faith in reason as a prime motor is no longer the criterion of the sound mind, any more than faith in the Bible is the criterion of righteous intention.

I want to be all used up when I die.

In the right key one can say anything. In the wrong key, nothing: the only delicate part is the establishment of the key.

There is a terrible truthfulness about photography that sometimes makes a thing look ridiculous.

I am very sorry, but I cannot learn languages. I have tried hard, only to find that men of ordinary capacity can learn Sanskrit in less time that it takes me to buy a German Dictionary