Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

Altogether too many sheep

No severity of punishment deters when detection is uncertain, as it always must be.

Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your [copy]rights.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.