He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.
Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
All progress depends upon the unreasonable person.