No use slaving for me and then saying you want to be cared for: who cares for a slave? If you come back, come back for the sake of good fellowship; for you’ll get nothing else.

Be as romantic as you please about love ... but you mustn't be romantic about money.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

Effectiveness of assertion is the alpha and omega of style.

It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

I ... must continue to strive for more knowledge and more power, though the new knowledge always contradicts the old and the new power is the destruction of the fools who misuse it.