It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.

No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.

[Man] progresses in all things by making a fool of himself.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.

Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.