Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

I do not know what I think until I write it.

Every Englishman believes that Handel now occupies an important position in heaven. If so, le bon Dieu must feel toward him very much as Louis Treize felt toward Richelieu.

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.

If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.

You have a choice of trusting the natural stability of gold, or the honesty and intelligence of members of government.