The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

When you read a biography remember that the truth is never fit for publication.

Unless the law of marriage were first made human, it could never become divine.

Brigham Young lived to become immortal in history as an American Moses by leading his people through the wilderness into an unpromised land.

I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.

Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.