If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

A day's work is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man or woman who does it needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose and due leisure, whether they be painter or ploughman.

If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.

The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.