That is the whole secret of successful fighting. Get your enemy at a disadvantage; and never, on any account, fight him on equal terms.

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

He who bears the brand of Cain shall rule the earth.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in the realization of God, to regard his hands as God's hand, his brain as God's brain, his purpose as God's purpose. He must regard God as a helpless Longing, which longed him into existence by its desperate need for an executive organ.