HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.

A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing.

God help England if she had no Scots to think for her.

You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

What we are confronted with now is a growing perception that if we desire a certain type of civilization and culture we must exterminate the sort of people who do not fit into it.

If you do things merely because you think some other fool expects you to do them, and he expects you to do them because he thinks you expect him to expect you to do them, it will end in everybody doing what nobody wants to do, which is in my opinion a silly state of things.