German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

Oh, the frontier of hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.

When an apparent miracle happened.it proved divine mission to the credulous, and proved a contract with the devil to the skeptical.

Religion is a great force - the only real motive force in the world; but what you fellows don't understand is that you must get at a man through his own religion and not through yours.

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't.

A married man is a man with a past, while a bachelor is a man with a future.