Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.

Seemingly unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. Much progress, therefore, depends on such people.

What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

A moderately honest man with a moderately faithful wife, moderate drinkers both, in a moderately healthy house: that is the true middle class unit.

My schooling did me a great deal of harm and no good whatever; it was simply dragging a child's soul through the dirt.