My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

The quality of a play is the quality of its ideas.

There is no accomplishment so easy to acquire as politeness and none more profitable.

I was always unlawful; I broke the law when I was born because my parents weren't married.

The only power a god can teach is the power of doing without happiness.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

Any belief worth having must survive doubt