My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

An election is a moral horror, as bad as a battle except for the blood; a mud bath for every soul concerned in it.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.

If you say that God is good, great, blessed, wise or any such thing, the starting point is this : God is.