Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

Your heart and your mouth wil be in two separate parts of your body if you again forget in whose presence you stand.

Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

I do not want actors and actresses to understand my plays. That is not necessary. If they will only pronounce the correct sounds I can guarantee the results.