If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.

The only service a friend can really render is to keep up your courage by holding up to you a mirror in which you can see a noble image of yourself.

What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game...There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.