If a woman rebels against high-heeled shoes, she should take care to do it in a very smart hat

For four wicked centuries the world has dreamed this foolish dream of efficiency; and the end is not yet. But the end will come.

Oh, come! That boot is on the other leg. Why should you call me to account for eating decently? If I battened on the scorched corpses of animals, you might well ask me why I did that

I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people.

The conversion of Paul was no conversion at all; it was Paul who converted the religion that has raised one man above sin and death.

My way of joking is to tell the truth

The philosopher is Nature's pilot.