We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?

As long as more people will pay admission to a theater to see a naked body than to see a naked brain, the drama will languish.

The longer I live, the more I realize that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time!