There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.

If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains.

A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony.

Greatness is one of the sensations of littleness