There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.

You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul.

I can't turn your soul on. Leave me those feelings; and you can take away the voice and the face. They are not you.

If there was twenty ways of telling the truth and only one way of telling a lie, the Government would find it out. It's in the nature of governments to tell lies.