I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.
The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist
What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn’t come every day.
If you teach a man anything, he will never learn.
The trouble with the media is that it seems unable to distinguish between the end of the world and a bicycle accident.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.