Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

I do not want actors and actresses to understand my plays. That is not necessary. If they will only pronounce the correct sounds I can guarantee the results.

All progress depends on the unreasonable man.

You can easily find people who are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty but not one of them will tell you that they are ten times as happy

Every man is a revolutionist concerning the thing he understands. For example, every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it, and consequently a revolutionist.

Our necessities are few, but our wants are endless.

The most intolerable pain is produced by prolonging the keenest pleasure.