A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.
George Bernard ShawYou cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murderers as well as heroes.
George Bernard ShawThe longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
George Bernard ShawUnless comedy touches me as well as amuses me, it leaves me with a sense of having wasted my evening. I go to the theatre to be moved to laughter, not to be tickled or bustled into it.
George Bernard ShawHollywood keeps before its child audiences a string of glorified young heroes, everyone of whom is an unhesitating and violent Anarchist. His one answer to everything that annoys him or disparages his country or his parents or his young lady or his personal code of manly conduct is to give the offender a "sock" in the jaw.... My observation leads me to believe that it is not the virtuous people who are good at socking jaws.
George Bernard Shaw