Music is the brandy of the damned.

I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich-something for nothing.

Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

We are members one of another; so that you cannot injure or help your neighbor without injuring or helping yourself.

I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir