Never repeat old grievances.

It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.

Though all society is founded on intolerance, all improvement is founded on tolerance.

Altogether too many sheep

The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.