Never resist temptation: prove all things: hold fast that which is good.

Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

I do not, like the Fundamentalists, believe that creation stopped six thousand years ago after a week of hard work. Creation is going on all the time.

It is a woman's business to get married as soon as possible, and a man's to keep unmarried as long as he can.

I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

Make me a beautiful word for doing things tomorrow; for that surely is a great and blessed invention.

It's a pity youth is wasted on the young.