A contract for better for worse is a contract that should not be tolerated.

I do not want actors and actresses to understand my plays. That is not necessary. If they will only pronounce the correct sounds I can guarantee the results.

To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching.

Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice

Great art is never produced for its own sake. It is too difficult to be worth the effort.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.