Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!

We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

If more than ten percent of the public likes a painting, it should be burned.

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

The real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary. rather tiresomely addicted to dressing himself up as Handel or Beethoven and making a prolonged and intolerable noise.