Life's no brief candle-it's a splendid torch!

Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.

Once there was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time is called the Dark Ages. He who can, does. He who cannot teaches.

A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice

If more than ten percent of the public likes a painting, it should be burned.