A drama critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

God's trustiest lieutenants often lack official credentials. They may be professed atheists who are also men of honour and high public spirit.

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.

I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.

Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.