There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

Every dream is a prophecy: every jest is an earnest in the womb of Time.

Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away.

In order to fully realize how bad a popular play can be, it is necessary to see it twice.

The price of ability does not depend on merit but on supply and demand.

The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.