There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them

Leisure may be defined as free activity, labor as compulsory activity. Leisure does what it likes, labor does what it must, the compulsion being that of Nature, which in these latitudes leaves men no choice between labor and starvation.

You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.

Success covers a multitude of blunders.

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.