A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.

When a man of normal habits is ill, everyone hastens to assure him that he is going to recover. When a vegetarian is ill (which fortunately very seldom happens), everyone assures him that he is going to die, and that they told him so, and that it serves him right. They implore him to take at least a little gravy, so as to give himself a chance of lasting out the night

Reasonable men adapt themselves to their environment; unreasonable men try to adapt their environment to themselves. Thus all progress is the result of the efforts of unreasonable men.

Rich men without convictions are more dangerous in modern society than poor women without chastity.

And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.