I prefer the man who calls his nonsense a mystery to him who who pretends it is a weighed, measured, analyzed fact.

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

Here there is no hope, and consequently no duty, no work, nothing to be gained by praying, nothing to be lost by doing what you like. Hell, in short, is a place where you have nothing to do but amuse yourself.

There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.