Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.
There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses.
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!