A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

Remember always that the least plain sister is the family beauty.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

Unless the law of marriage were first made human, it could never become divine.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

A nap, my friend, is a brief period of sleep which overtakes superannuated persons when they endeavor to entertain unwelcome visitors or to listen to scientific lectures.

Indifference is the essence of inhumanity.