It's a dangerous thing to be married right up to the hilt, like my daughter's husband. The man is at home all day, like a damned soul in hell.

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

I have very carefully studied Islam and the life of its Prophet (PBUH). I have done so both as a student of history and as a critic. And I have come to conclusion that Muhammad (PBUH) was indeed a great man and a deliverer and benefactor of mankind which was till then writhing under the most agonising Pain.

The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

The British churchgoer prefers a severe preacher because he thinks a few home truths will do his neighbors no harm.

I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

The real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary. rather tiresomely addicted to dressing himself up as Handel or Beethoven and making a prolonged and intolerable noise.