The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

What is the matter with the rich is Uselessness.

Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up.

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

In an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life.

Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.