Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up.

Effectiveness of assertion is the alpha and omega of style.

My schooling not only failed to teach me what it professed to be teaching, but prevented me from being educated to an extent which infuriates me when I think of all I might have learned at home by myself.

My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

If in the library of your house you do not have the works of the ancient Greek writers, then you live in a house with no light.

New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.