Take the utmost care to get well born and well brought up.

What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.

Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

People get tired of everything, and of nothing sooner than of what they most like.

No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.