Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
George Bernard ShawA broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.
George Bernard ShawMy situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed, not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarves in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. It will be, without the exception of Noah's Ark, the most remarkable thing of its kind ever seen.
George Bernard Shaw