The British churchgoer prefers a severe preacher because he thinks a few home truths will do his neighbors no harm.

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

The early Christian rules of life were not made to last, because the early Christians did not believe that the world itself was going to last.

It is a noteworthy fact that kicking and beating have played so considerable a part in the habits which necessity has imposed on mankind in past ages that the only way of preventing civilized men from beating and kicking their wives is to organize games in which they can kick and beat balls.

Wicked people means people who have no love: therefore, they have no shame. They have the power to ask love because the don't need it: they have the power to offer it because they have none to give.

Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.