When a man teaches something he does not know to somebody else who has no aptitude for it, and gives him a certificate of proficiency, the latter has completed the education of a gentleman.

A veteran journalist has never had time to think twice before he writes.

You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living.

Only fools repeat the same things over and over, expecting to obtain different results.

Doing what needs to be done may not make you happy, but it will make you great.

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.