The one point on which all women are in furious secret rebellion against the existing law is the saddling of the right to a child with the obligation to become the servant of a man.

The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Would the world ever have been made if its maker had been afraid of making trouble?Making life means making trouble. There’s only one way of escaping trouble; and that’s killing things.