Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

I fought linotype and montype for some time because it would not justify as well as handset could be made to do; but at last, as always happens, the machine outdid the hand, and got all the best types on it.

Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.

When I speak of The Case for Equality I mean human equality; and that, of course, can only mean one thing: it means equality of income.

Girls, like men, want to be petted, pitied, and made much of, when they are diffident, in low spirits, or in unrequited love. These are services which the weak cannot render to the strong and which the strong will not render to the weak, except when there is also a difference of sex.

I work as my father drank.

If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.