Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

Our first duty, to which every other consideration should be sacrificed, is not to be poor.

Some people look at the world and say 'why?' Some people look at the world and say 'why not?'

An idea that no one believes can not be proved too often.

Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery - it's the sincerest form of learning.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.