I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

Treat a friend as a person who may someday become your enemy; an enemy as a person who may someday become your friend.

No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Men are always thinking that they are going to do something grandly wicked to their enemies; but when it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative revolution. I desire that no public monument or work of art or inscription or sermon or ritual service commemorating me shall suggest that I accepted the tenets peculiar to any established church or denomination nor take the form of a cross or any other instrument of torture or symbol of blood sacrifice.